What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 10:18
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What would you change in Rings of Power?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
A Forgotten Cancer Is Surging in Young People, And Experts Are Puzzled - ScienceAlert
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!